I have a girlfriend on the internet, a long distance thing.
It was her birthday the other day, so I sent her a picture of my cock and the message said "I love you baby, happy birthday! Really want to meet you IRL"
so you know, she sent back her tits and pussy, with the message"Yes! I just want you in me! I love you so much! I want to meet you!"
I could tell I really pleased her with my picture.
I'm really glad I could make her eighth birthday special.
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