I Hate My Job!

Next time you have an "I hate my job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and
Johnson." Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your
bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside
table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not
work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."
Have a great week, and remember, there is always someone who has a worse job
than you have!