You know, the folks who've overcome intense shit, who get up onstage and talk about how they did this and that and "you can, too!"
They just sit up there with their paralysis, their missing limbs, their palsy, saying I could be a success, I could be a winner.
Yeah, I know how life works. Look for the common denominator, that's what determines success, the difference between them and me.
So I really doubt I'm going to become a success unless I get a wheelchair.
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