Michael Cera had a daughter and named her Kwehshandrickaa, and she grew up and studied meteorology. She got her degree and tried to get a job reporting the weather on TV, but had trouble finding work. She asked a few friends for advice. One told her she was being discriminated against because of her unconventional name, and she should go by her middle name instead. Another suggested that she print some nice business cards. A third opined that nobody likes meteorologists because they're wrong so often, and she should just tell people not to stress about it so much.
The next time she had a job interview, she confidently handed her interviewer her new business card, which read:
> Don't worry about the forecast.
> K. Sarah Cera
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