...we somehow got to talking about how he likes to drink brake fluid and has been doing so for the better part of the last 15 years.
I was astonished, needlessly to say, but nonetheless remarked, "So, would you say that you're addicted to that?"
He said, "Not even. I can STOP anytime."
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