I got talking to my neighbor the other day...

...we somehow got to talking about how he likes to drink brake fluid and has been doing so for the better part of the last 15 years.

I was astonished, needlessly to say, but nonetheless remarked, "So, would you say that you're addicted to that?"

He said, "Not even. I can STOP anytime."

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