He came to the window and told me I was swerving. He then announced that I was drunk, and proceeded to give me a breathalyzer.
I told him: "I can't I have dyspnea" (Trouble Breathing)
He then told me to take a urine test.
I told him: "I cant, I have a failing liver"
He then continues to ask that I take a blood test.
I tell him: "I can't I'm a Hemophiliac" (Trouble clotting blood)
Lastly he says that I attempt to walk in a straight line.
I then tell him: "I cant, I'm fucking drunk"
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