I got caught in a bad snow storm.

It was snowing so hard ii couldnt see so I got behind a snow plow for safety.
After 3 hours it stops and the guy gets out, and comes to my door.
He says "I'm done with Wal-Mart. I'm getting a coffee before I plow Krogers. You want one?"

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