I gave a homeless man 10 dollars and told him, "I want to make sure you find something good to eat". After watching him come out of the store with a pack of cigarettes I was quite upset

How can you make...

How can you make a slow horse fast? Don't give him any food.

What dairy...

Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!

How long does it...

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

Man: I'll take a...

Bartender: Is pepsi ok? Man: Yeah, that'll do. Bartender: *hands him coke and...

A fish went...

And it drowned. *My 4 year old daughter has just told me her first "joke"....

Just found a...

But then I realised it was my mother-in-law.

From a Southwest...

From a Southwest Airlines employee: There may be 50 ways to leave your lover,...

What do you call...

A hegemon.

Teacher and student

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher:...

Pilot Reports

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force...