Son: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this
awesome girl
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"
Fatherr: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to
tell u something son, but you must promise not to
tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later,
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even
hotter!"
Father: "That's great son, Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter,
Father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is
also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so
mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love
with six girls but I can't date any of them because
dad is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My
love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen
to him He isn't your father."
Son Fainted...!!! Mom Rocked :D
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