Well, I called my mom but some chick I didn't know answered, she said my mom was busy or unavailable, then she wanted to know my name and number...
Then! she asked about saying a good time to get a call back later... By how she sounded, it was like we were already an item. So, I'm thinking 'DANG, well this chick doesn't waste time.
She spoke another sentence or 2, I couldn't get a word in at all... Then our relationship made a turn for the worse: :( She gave me an ultimatum to either hang up or do something involving hit'tin and pound'in. That was too forward and inappropriate :( so I had to be strong and hang up to end it.
Our love was brief, like maybe 15 seconds, but then I had to wonder if she uses the same sweet talk on just anybody that calls. When I called my mom back later to tell her about the breakup, my x answered the phone again but it was the exact same ole same ole. Ho.
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