There was this bar for vampires only. It was crowded with famous and rich vampires like Dracula, Nosferatu, Edward, Selene, Victor...
Dracula himself was enjoying a cup of 18 y/o O negative, delicious.
And this skinny looking vampire enters the bar and asks for a cup of hot water. No blood. The bartender is a bit skeptical - "what are you doing with a cup of hot water?!"
"just found a used tampon, gonna make myself some tea"
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