...and I started toasting marshmallows. I kept eating them, until suddenly, I toasted the biggest, fluffiest marshmallow I had ever seen! It was HUGE! I started eating it, and eating it, and it seemed like I'd never finish it!
And then I woke up.
And there was a dead hooker in my bed.
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