I don't know what to do with these pop-culture jokes now that they are considered to be "unfashionable"

Why is Justin Bieber's face always red after he talks to a woman?

The pepper spray usually hits him right between the eyes.
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What is red and orange and looks good on Justin Bieber?

Fire.
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Chris Brown takes a girl home from a nightclub.

She says, "Show me that it's true what they say about black rappers!"

So he beats and chokes her, steals her purse, and posts pictures of her all over the Internet.