My girlfriend got mad at me during a road trip, and told me to go screw myself. She threw me out of her Ford Explorer, and told me to "get out".
She left me in the middle of nowhere, in central Kansas. I was stranded, there were no people in sight, no cars, and not even any 7-Eleven's. The only thing I could see from a distance was a tornado.
I ran for my life, and next thing you know, I arrive to my destination on-foot, which happened to be Los Angeles.
Wow, America is huge!
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