I can't stand holocaust jokes, they hit too close to home. My grandfather died in a concentration camp.

How do you kill a...

With an as-salt rifle!

What do you call...

A Castronaut.

Why does pasta...

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Two Irishmen at a...

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could...

Why are there so...

Sweden is HOMOgenous

If we could put...

We could discover new quarks and glutons.

Pokémon Go: Gotta...

Police Go: Gotta catch Jamal!

I always have and...

resent my inability to let go of my grudges. ^^^:o

What candy is...

Mazel toffee.

How does James...

How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.