"I can't see the president!"

The president is holding a speech. A lady is listening in the crowd, when suddenly someone taps her on the shoulder and tells her:

"Pardon me, miss! Could you take off your hat please? I can't see the president!"

The lady does so. A few seconds pass, when the same man taps her on the shoulder again:

"Sorry, but would you be so kind to move your hair to your other side? I can't see the president!"

The lady moves her hair. But again, the man asks her:

"Excuse me, but wouldn't it be much of a hassle if you stepped aside for a bit? I can't see the president!"

The lady gets frustrated, turns around and tells him:

"What else do you need? Should I give you a telescope as well?"

"No thank you, I already have one on my rifle."

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