The president is holding a speech. A lady is listening in the crowd, when suddenly someone taps her on the shoulder and tells her:
"Pardon me, miss! Could you take off your hat please? I can't see the president!"
The lady does so. A few seconds pass, when the same man taps her on the shoulder again:
"Sorry, but would you be so kind to move your hair to your other side? I can't see the president!"
The lady moves her hair. But again, the man asks her:
"Excuse me, but wouldn't it be much of a hassle if you stepped aside for a bit? I can't see the president!"
The lady gets frustrated, turns around and tells him:
"What else do you need? Should I give you a telescope as well?"
"No thank you, I already have one on my rifle."
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