A man looking for food and shelter comes upon a cozy house on a nice, small farm.
When the farmer answers the door, the man asks him, “Can you spare me something to eat? I haven’t eaten in several days and I'm not picky.”
The farmer says, “I never give anything away for free. I can give you food and even a place to stay tonight in the barn, but only if you're willing to work for it. The porch out back really needs a new coat of paint. Interested?”
"Oh, yes sir," the man says. An hour later the newly minted painter returns. The farmer is impressed. “That was fast! Come on in and sit down, and I'll bring you a nice bowl of soup and some fresh bread.”
The painter says, “Thank you very much! I truly appreciate it the opportunity to earn this food. But there's something I need to say. Please don't be offended, but I have to tell you something important; you need to hear this. It’s not a Porsche you got there. It’s a BMW.”
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