I came home today to find that all of my lamps had been stolen

A man's father...

A friend of his had been on a cruise and saw his father. "Your dad's a...

Term for the Useless

I have a buddy that is on unemployment and disability at the same time... I...

Why shouldn't you...

Because they make up everything.

There are three...

There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed

Making Your Bed

The landlady asked me if I minded making my own bed. I said I didn't and she...

My grandmother...

She’d say “Knock knock”, we’d say “Who’s there?”. Then she’d say “I can’t...

Armed assault on...

Shots fired.

What do you call...

Four eyes white dragon. ^sorry if repost, thought of this myself.

Why do they call...

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

I slipped in the...

I was in a mens restroom and while trying to enter a stall i slipped and hit...