I bought a car and it had too many manufacturing defects, so I sold it off to another unsuspecting customer for an even higher price.

Buy It Just Because

Husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and the man was...

What are some...

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's...

You Know You Are...

1) When you add a third modem to your dedicated phone line. 2) When you...

There's a black,...

The policeman.

So I was driving...

It infuriated me so much I threw my beer bottle at her car.

True Story.

My wife and I were shopping with her parents. Lovely people, who had just...

What's Whitney...

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the hearse is my...

You could even say I'm dying to get into it

Driving on the...

Ed was driving on the highway when a cop pulled him over and informed him...

A man walks into...

The maitre d' informs the man of the strict dress code and will not allow him...