A guy walks into the bar, orders a pint of larger, downs the pint in one and slides the glass across the bar. He turns to the bartender and says "I bet you £500 I can piss into that glass, from here without missing a single drop."
The bartender says "You're on!".
Like lightening the guy jumps onto his stool and starts relieving himself all over the bar, I mean this guy gets it ALL over, he's pissing on the floor, the stools, the bar and even the bartender himself, he makes sure to give the bartender a good soaking. By the time he's finished the glass is empty but the bartender is drenched, his whole face is dripping with urine, but with a reassured smirk that he is now £500 the richer.
The bartender says to the man, chuckling, "You absolute idiot, that'll be £500 please".
The guy says "Absolutely, let me go get some money, here you can look after my things until I get back". The guy empties his pockets on a dry patch of the bar and leaves. He comes back a couple minutes later, counting out £500 and this time he is the one laughing to himself.
The bartender says to the man "What are you so happy about, you just lost £500!"
To which the man replies "I may have lost £500, but you see those men in the window, out front? I bet them £1,000 between them that not only would you let me piss on you, but that I could piss on you and you would be HAPPY about it!"
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