I ate at this restaurant last night. After dinner they gave us some strange cookies. I ate that cookie right away but my friends all removed a small paper message from theirs.

Celtic really

Q: Do you know what Celtic really stands for? A: A: Celtic Even Lost To...

Beethoven's concert

Beethoven: "Are you ready for for my greatest piece?!" Audience: "Yeah!"...

Yo mammas so fat...

your mammas so fat that she fell and rolled herself to sleep trying to get up

Did you hear...

Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar? You'd think the...

Sandwiches

A teenage couple went to the guy's house and wanted to have sex. They go...

The Robot Bartender

A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What...

What yelling....

It stands for, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!"

Mosses did not...

Mosses did not parted the Red Sea. Chuck Norris did. The Bible got confused...

CPR??

Dave and Harry were swimming.They saw a pregnant woman drowning and quickly...

I'm converting to...

for my haram bae