I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said...

Jesus didn't know...

He was born in a barn.

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Zigzagueando, un borracho se acerca a la barra del bar y con voz pastosa se...

Lawyers Vs Lab Rats

3 reasons lawyers should be used instead of lab rats. 1. They multiply more...

I got fired from...

I made a grave mistake.

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All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

Q: What's the...

Q: What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? A: Leave it in the cow.

There are only...

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and...

Arrogant lady,...

Lady : I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! Man :...

I told my dad I...

He said don't worry son it runs in your jeans

I have the work...

If you tie a yoke to my shoulders and whip me until I move, I'm probably...