So last week I'm driving in town and a large SUV decides to stop abruptly on a yellow light. I was forced to slam on my brakes and still could not avoid slamming into the SUV. With the airbag in my face and two brand new black eyes, I manage to open the door and step out of my vehicle. I see the drivers side door open and out jumps a "little person". He runs to the back of his SUV and see's the damage and starts shouting "I'm NOT HAPPY!, I'm NOT HAPPY!". I replied to him "If your not "HAPPY" which one are you?
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