I AM


A black preacher and a white preacher went on a hillside to find out if God
was black or white. The white preacher askes, "God, are you black or white"? God
responds, "I Am that I Am". The white preacher says "He's white". The black
preacher says, "Why do you say that"?! The white preacher says, "If He were
black, He would have said, 'I Is that I Is'".

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