Newsflash: Today Hussain Bolt, the world's fastest man, was arrested in Baltimore. A police spokesperson said: 'We had probable cause. He is black and he was running.' The spokesperson was unable to confirm that Mr Bolt was still living.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.