There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says:
*"See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."*
Husband says:
*"Looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!!"*
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