.. wife says, sure but it's that time of the month, but if you don't mind, I don't mind. Husband says, I don't mind.
They go upstairs, and start the rompity-pompity-lickty-sickity-69.
Mail man shows up. Damn! bad timing!
Wife, I'm naked, I can't go. Go check the door.
Husband looks up, says, I can't go, I have blood all over my face.
Wife says, oh don't worry, just tell him you were eating a strawberry jelly sandwich. OKAY! Husband runs downstairs.
Opens door. Mailman looks at him, is aghast! :-o
Husband: Oh .. uhh my face.
Yeah don't worry, I was just eating a strawberry jelly sandwich.
Mailman: It's not the strawberry jelly on your face I'm worried about. It's the peanut butter on your forehead!
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