Wife: How would you describe me?
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?
Husband: I'm just kidding!
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