A husband and wife have been married for 15 years, and most of the passion has left their marriage. So, they decide to go out for an anniversary dinner to hopefully reconnect.
While the husband is looking at the menu he hears his wife say, "Oh, I love you so much. I cant stand being apart from you. Please, don't ever leave me."
Husband is a bit surprised, and also a bit heartened by these words. He asks, "Is this you talking, or the wine talking?"
Wife answers, "This is me talking, to the wine."
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