"I want two children." The husband says.
"No fucking way. I'm having three."
"Two."
"Three."
"**TWO!!**"
"**THREE!!**"
"Screw that. After our second child, I'm getting sterilized." The husband smirks.
"Alrighty then." The wife says, "I hope you love our third child the same as the first two."
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