Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P
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Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D
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Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-*
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Did he do that ??
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Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P :P
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