An old gentleman from New Orleans gets to heaven and is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says to him "You have to pick one story that describes your life and that is the only story you may tell for all of eternity."
The man thinks about it and decides he is going to tell the story of Hurricane Katrina. He looks at St. Peter and says "I wish to tell the story of Hurricane Katrina and the great flood that nearly destroyed my town."
St. Peter looked at him and "my son, that is a great story but remember Noah is also here."
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