One day two men decided to go hunting. They got all their gear and headed up into the woods. The one man had an idea to split up that way they could cover more ground. They both split up sand went hunting. After a while the first man saw a rustle in the bush so he shot his gun into the bush. His hunting partner then rolled out. In a panic the man grabbed his phone and dialed 911. He started frantic saying that he shot his friend and that he was dead. The operator said, sir can you make sure he's dead. The man said, hold on a minute. There was silence on the phone then a gunshot rang out. The man came back on the line and said, ok now what?
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