This hunter was going to buy bullets for his rifle one day when his wife told him that he should also get suppositories for his son cause he's having a bad stomach ache. Anyway, he buys the bullets and suppositories, drops the suppositories at home and then goes off hunting. While he's hunting he finds out that the birds he's shooting were falling down but not dying, he checks to see what's wrong and he discovers that he mixed up the bullets and suppositories. So, he rushes back home to warn his wife but when he gets there he sees so many people and the EMT and cops at his house. He rushes in and asks his wife what's the matter and she says, "We're in deep shit! Our son let one rip and killed his friend Tom"
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