How to tell if a soccer player is dedicated to the sport

Interviewer: If you were forced to survive through a zombie apocalypse, what would single thing you bring with you?

Player 1: My soccer ball. Soccer is my everything.

Interviewer: If you were forced to survive through a zombie apocalypse, what would single thing you bring with you?

Player 2: Oh, I would just flail wildly on the ground and hope that they’ll excuse me from the challenge.

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