Interviewer: If you were forced to survive through a zombie apocalypse, what would single thing you bring with you?
Player 1: My soccer ball. Soccer is my everything.
Interviewer: If you were forced to survive through a zombie apocalypse, what would single thing you bring with you?
Player 2: Oh, I would just flail wildly on the ground and hope that they’ll excuse me from the challenge.
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