Let's say you've got your woodwinds, strings and brass ensemble to start an orchestra.
However, you realize that you have no percussion and now your dreams of performing a Space Oydessy have been crushed.
A quick fix to not let your dreams be dreams is to buy tons of pillows.
All you have to do is lay each one of them on the floor and simply get each of your member to sit on one.
Now you have one per cushion.
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