How to make your cucumber grow.

I think I found the secret to makeing your dick look gigandick in pics. First tie a snug string around the base of your donger. Alot of methods include doing alot of leg workouts to increase blood intake to the area but no. the secret is to skip leg dayevery time you start running not fast either just really slow for 4 hours at a time. Next your going to want to force your feet into a shoe that's two sizes too small to prevent bood from pooling and another important reason next buy those really small baby bannanas that are super duper high in potassium. Before you continue reading remember it's very important you see almost no one in these months of running and small shoe wearing because before the picture they have to remember you as not skin and bone now is time for a picture of your dickture hold the camera at your nipples aiming down at your flesh wand which you should have a baby bannanas balancing on and untie the sting from the second sentence and take the picture since your legs are skinner than a Ugandan tribesman with aids and malaria, and your shoes make your feet appear half the size they usually do. when they use banana as reference they will think its a full size banana.