Requirements : a blue paint, a red paint and a hammer.
Steps :
1. Paint one of your balls blue and the other one red.
2. Proceed towards your first coitus experience.
3. If you find your girlfriend saying "That's the strangest pair of balls I have ever seen", hit her on the head with a hammer.
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