A Florida Couple Was Watching A Discovery Channel Special About An African Black Bush Tribe. The Men In That Tribe All Had 24 Inches Long Penises.
When The Black Male Reaches A Certain Age, A String Is Tied Around His Penis And On The Other End To A Weight. After A While, The Weight Stretches The Penis To 24 Inches.
Later That Evening As The Husband Was Getting Out Of The Shower, His Wife Looked At Him And Said.
Wife: “How About We Try The African String-And-Weight Procedure?”
The Husband Agreed And They Tied A String And A Weight To His Penis.
A Few Days Later, The Wife Asked The Husband.
Wife: “How Is Our Little Tribal Experiment Coming Along?”
Husband: “Well, It Looks Like We’re About Half Way There.”
Wife: “Wow, You Mean It’s Grown To 12 Inches?”
Husband: “No, It’s Turned Black.”
Note: Please Do Not Try This At Home :P
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