1. Go to the Google homepage.
2. Select everything on the screen.
3. Ctrl + X
4. Make a New Folder on your desktop. You can rename the folder to whatever you like. It won't affect the process. I name mine "Muhahahahaha"
5. Open the folder.
6. Ctrl + V
7. Wait for it to copy...
8. Call the authorities and ask for "One million dollars!"
9. Congratulations, you are now a millionaire.
10. Or in prison.
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