Step 1: Join the police force.
Step 2: Pick a target.
Step 3: Find a methhead.
Step 4: Pay him $20 to say, on record, that your target has meth.
Step 5: Kick in your target's door.
Step 6: Shoot him in the fucking head.
Step 7: Tell media that no drugs were found, but the investigation is ongoing.
Step 8: Get off scott-free!
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