How to get a free plane ticket to Washington

You can get a free plane ticket to Washington (DC) by using the secret code used by undercover CIA agents use to communicate. If they hear you say the code word "Al-ah-who, Ack-bar", they will put you on a plane to Washington FOR FREE, assuming you have an important message for the President. Here are some tips to make sure an agent hears your message:

- Say it in a crowd of people, the more people there are around you, the more likely one will be an agent

- Wear an extra large jacket so you stand out.

- Carry a suitcase so that they understand that your request is urgent.

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