How to be Politically Correct With Women II

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - she is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK - she is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - she is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She is not CONCEITED - she is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She does not want to be MARRIED - she wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - she is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - she engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB - she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She is not TOO SKINNY - she is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - she is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

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