This people moved to Pennsylvania and tried to be holy, renouce newfangled worldly things. They tried to be like the lord but they recognized the couldn't.
"'I am who I am,' saith the Lord."
"I can't quite say 'I am', said the aspiring-to-be-holy-Pennsylvanian, but I am . . . Am-ish"
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