One day a 55 year old woman decides to get plastic surgery. Everything goes great and she looks amazing. So one day she goes to the bank and asks the teller "How old do you think I am?"
The bank teller says " I don't know, about 32?"
The woman laughs and say "Nope I'm 55"
Feeling really good about herself she asks an old man on the bus "How old do you think I am"
The old man says "Well young lady I can tell the age of any woman if she gives me a blowjob"
The woman thinks for a while and agrees just to prove the old man wrong. After she finishes the old man looks at her dead in the face and says "Ma'am I believe you are 55"
"How can you do that?" asks the Woman
Then the old man says "I was behind you in line at the bank"
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