A police officer pulls over an elderly Jewish guy for speeding.
After insisting that he was within the speed limit for 15 minutes, the old man finally gave up.
While writing out the speeding ticket the officer sarcastically asked : "I was wondering what do you with the foreskin after you've been circumcised? "
To which the old man replied "well you see officer it's quite a complicated process. We collect all of the left over foreskin. Store it down town in a warehouse. After about 30 years when it's about 5 foot high, we give it a badge and a uniform..
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