What's the cost of a pound of physicists' brains?
About $10.00
What about a pound of chemists' brains?
Oh.... Around $100.00.
Okay, so, what about a pound of philosophers' brains?
$1,000,000.00.
What? Seriously? Why?
Oh, well, just think of how many philosophers you'd have to kill to get a pound of brains out of them.
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