How much is a pound of brains worth?

What's the cost of a pound of physicists' brains?

About $10.00

What about a pound of chemists' brains?

Oh.... Around $100.00.

Okay, so, what about a pound of philosophers' brains?

$1,000,000.00.

What? Seriously? Why?

Oh, well, just think of how many philosophers you'd have to kill to get a pound of brains out of them.

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