How many union construction workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve. Two to drive the lightbulb across the state, one to supervise, two to hold "stop/slow" signs, one to make sure traffic cones are arranged alphabetically, one to actually change the lightbulb, and 5 to stand around with hands in their pockets. With union breaks every 30 minutes it should take no more than 2 weeks

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