Until he sticks the landing. Full story---> I could hardly sleep last night because two of my tenants were up all night drinking and taking their medicine. As he was trying to take a cab to his doctors appointment, he fell down the stairs. I didnt want to move him in case his head or neck was messed up, so I made sure he was okay and waited for the EMT's. I had to take a photo because I knew my family wouldnt believe me. I put it in our family group text, to which my brother in law says, "how many times is this guy going to fall down the stairs?" (it has happened before) My sister, without missing a beat, texts, "until he sticks the landing hahaha...too soon?"
http://imgur.com/DsTxUyi
Edit: When the cabbie saw him on the ground, he noped out of there real quick.
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