Nae. Nae potatoes...
*For the strength of the Emerald Isle's what makes a man of those*
*who work the land for thee, Who live upon these shores*
*I will go to Innisfree, and walk these open moors*
*A small cabin build there, of clay and wooden doors;*
*Nine bean rows will I have, alone in the summer glade*
*And know all you who read this, that pride of Ireland made.*
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